ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
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I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
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We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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