i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
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I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
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if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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