I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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