Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
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