I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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