sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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