can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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