Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
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my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
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Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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