i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
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Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
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Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize