I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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