Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
I wannas sexs uuuuu
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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