Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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