did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
The air taste purple.
Randomize
