I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
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Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
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Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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