i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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