He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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