NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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