I wish I could teleport
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Reggie can tackle my bush.
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i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
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I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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