It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
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Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
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Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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