Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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