im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
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Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
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I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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