Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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