i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
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I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
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It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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