dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
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I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
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I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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