your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
