she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
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i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
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sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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