In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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