I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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