I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I'm gonna fight the coyote
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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