She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Quick, to the slutcave!
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
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dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
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They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I think a kid would responsible me up
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
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