is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
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the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
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I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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