go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Randomize
