in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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