she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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