shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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