That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
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