Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
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we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
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ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Randomize