Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
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Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
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SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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