You're a womanizer and a bitch.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
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Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
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When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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