Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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