Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
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