Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
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It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
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one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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