Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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