take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
it was like eating out sand paper
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
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I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
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Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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