So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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