So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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