I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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