Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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