The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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