one word: firstdatebathroomanal
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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