I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
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Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
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your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Never joke about your clitoris.
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