I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
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I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
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His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Randomize
