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• (816): View more from Missouri

  He's been sleeping iwht ***

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  Nooo

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  Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb

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  And then hit her in the face with a shovel

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• (305): View more from Florida

  1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile

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  But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  I can tuck mytits in my pants

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.

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• (716): View more from New York

  We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.

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  well done

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation

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• (212): View more from New York

  It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home

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• (941): View more from Florida

  do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?

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  Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.

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