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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....

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• (801): View more from Utah

  my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  You can wear anything you want

  (704): View more from North Carolina

  So... Naked it is then

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.

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• (714): View more from California

  I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.

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