If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
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Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
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she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.