Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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