Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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