Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
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