He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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